Saturday, 19 July 2014
Thursday, 10 July 2014
Top 25 Candies
We're Americans, and when an afternoon sugar craving strikes, we have a gaggle ofcandy bars to choose from. Sometimes, when our blood sugar is low we make terrible choices. This has led us to tasting most of the candy bars currently for sale in America, and some of them -- quite frankly -- are better than others.
These are the best candy bars, ranked in order. These are all candy bars that a popular and sold in America. Do not recommend a Crunchie bar or a Flake bar or aYorkie bar to me. They are delicious, but have no place here. Come on this journey through peanuts, coconut, nougat, caramel and (of course) chocolate, and see how your favorite candy bar stacks up.
25 ZeroWikimedia/Evan-amos
UGH. White chocolate? Zero is right.24 Mr. GoodbarWikimedia/Evan-amos
Let's take a perfectly good Hershey Bar and shove a bunch of peanuts into it.23 Charleston ChewWikimedia/Evan-amos
If you like chocolate-coated rubber.22 Hershey BarWikimedia/Evan-amos
Standard, classic, terribly boring.21 Mars BarWikimedia/sannse
Eh?20 5th AvenueWikimedia/Evan-amos
Seriously, without Googling it -- can you remember what this chocolate bar tastes like? Didn't think so.19 Oh, Henry!Wikimedia/Evan-amos
Oh, chewy caramel overload.18 Take 5Wikimedia/Evan-Amos
This has everything in it. And sometimes less is more.17 Pay DayWikimedia/Evan-amos
"We accidentally dropped this caramel fudge in some peanuts, so let's sell it and pretend it was on purpose."16 Baby RuthWikimedia/Evan-amos
"We accidentally dropped our Pay Day in this chocolate, so let's sell it and pretend it was on purpose."15 MoundsWikimedia/Evan-amos
Always feel like a nut, guys.14 WhatchamacallitWikimedia/Evan-amos
This candy bar has a ridiculous, un-spellable name, but it is freaking delicious.13 KrackelWikimedia/Evan-amos
The best of the fun sizes.12 Almond JoyWikimedia/Evan-amos
ALWAYS, ALWAYS FEEL LIKE A NUT.11 Kit KatWikimedia/Evan-amos
These would have ranked better, if not for the disgusting commercials they insist on airing where people mouth-crunch the tune of the Kit Kat jingle.10 Heath/SkorWikimedia/Evan-amos
Guess what -- they're the same, calm down.9 100 GrandWikimedia/Evan-amos
This candy bar is so good it's basically a full meal.8 Nestlé CrunchWikimedia/Evan-amos
Exactly as advertised.7 SnickersWikimedia/Evan-amos
We'll eat whatever Betty White sells us, okay.6 ButterfingerWikimedia/Evan-amos
There is really nothing else on earth like a Butterfinger.5 TwixWikimedia/Evan-amos
The reason that there are two Twix per package is because immediately after finishing one, you NEED another instantaneously.4 Sky BarWikimedia/Evan-amos
If you have never had a Sky Bar, you need to seriously re-evaluate your life choices. IT'S FOUR CANDY BARS IN ONE.3 3 MusketeersWikimedia/Evan-amos
What's that? You wrapped a chocolate cloud in chocolate? And I can buy it for $1.00?2 CaramelloAmazon
This candy bar is nothing short of a miracle. Decent chocolate, perfectly flowing caramel, always a mess, always delicious. It was almost #1.1 Milky WayWikimedia/Evan-amos
If a 3 Musketeers bar and a Caramello had a baby, it would be a Milky Way. And then we would eat that baby. Sorry. That got weird.
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